Where is my sponge candy?!

I left western New York for graduate school in Minnesota. They pay me to teach freshmen how to write creative writing. Tater tots are these people's wings. There's not nearly enough bleu cheese anywhere. Midwestern boys are hot. I'm working on my accent.

Friday, August 11, 2006

For Katy, Part 2

Last night I was sitting on Steph's front porch with the rest of the Pink Torpedos. We were drinking martinis and talking about upcoming weddings. That's when Katy called.

"You know people are going to think we're lesbians because of your blog," she said. "And could you have picked worse pictures of me? I look gross in every one. Pick a nice picture!"

Okay. Here's my favorite Katy picture of all time:

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Is that better, Katy?

posted by Jess @ 10:57 AM  

2 Comments:

  • At 11:42 AM, Blogger Casey Sween said…

    What people don't know is that you're in the barrel with me, licking my toes. Why do you think I'm smiling so much? Ok, that really sounded homosexual.

    And in case you didn't catch this Smith, let me give you descriptions of your previously chosen photos:
    1. You holding my waist, 80s prom style
    2. Me riding you like a horse
    3. Me sticking a vibrator in your face
    4. You and me in bed

    You know how I know you're gay? You have stashes of pics of us doing super lesbo acts.

     

  • At 10:17 AM, Blogger Jess said…

    Oh my God, I am a super lesbo!

    Grandma was right!

     

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